Note To Self:
It is an enormous, monumental waste of time to try and clean your house for a large family dinner on Sunday with five kids running wild on a Saturday. You will find (not lose) your temper, end up re-cleaning everything you took the time and effort to force them to do, and be up until 1 a.m. anyway. Next time play with them all day and wait until you get them to bed at 10 before you attempt such an endeavor. You wasted a Saturday. Like it says in the pop bottle lids: Sorry, try again.
