Ryan gets the boys to engage in "Tap Out" regularly. It is our new strategy to keep them from killing each other when we're not around. It hasn't really worked yet, but it does provide terrific evening entertainment. 
Saturday Tori and Tess begged to go at it for a round. Oh my heck. How hilarious was that??? Mostly slapping and hair pulling and laughing. Thankfully there were no tears :).
Derek stood by ready to break up anything serious.
And we ended the evening by having a sleepover in our room for all the kids. We are a deranged family, I agree with you, but Ryan is raising up future wild beast hunters, so maybe it will all work out in the end :).
